"The tongue and cock and hand and asshole holy!"
thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one. An inch. It’s small and it’s fragile and it’s the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.
V for Vendetta by Alan Moore (via wingscas)
heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

iamayeti:

I most absolutely did not stay up all night to see the results of the Scottish Independence Referendum. 

Oh wait…..Yes I did. 

I think I can still catch a few hours before class. 

thefawn-prince:

keep seeing so much rinharu on my dash today 
i just

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

Essentially, we’ve created a concept where being like Hercules is the ideal. What we forget about the myth is that Hercules killed his wife and children.

-My roommate (via nocleverurl)

Which is actually quite interesting considering that Heracles was basically the paragon of masculinity, heroism, the claimed ancestor of about half a dozen clans and his cult even survived into the Roman era (Hercules) with several notable romans trying to get in on the act.

We also tend to forget he was not only strong and brave, but clever, and smart.  And bisexual as all hell - in fact he was noted for his amazing sexual prowess with partners of both sexes.

He was also driven insane by Hera, which is why he killed his wife and children (NOT EXCUSING IT, THIS IS MYTHOLOGY) and actually spent a huge chunk of his life trying to make amends.  This is where the labours come from - which actually ended up resulting in the destruction of most of the archaic terrors that plagued mankind.

So yeah, original fridge origin hero, epitome of manhood, ra ra ra but somewhere along the way we lost the parts that said a mentally ill, butt-fuckin’ clever man who knew how to humble himself was the greatest hero ever known to mankind.

(via fluffmugger)

fuckingmulder:

Bisexuality: Setting the Records “Straight” [x]

My Bisexuality has no bearing on my ability to commit to someone. All that means is that the potential pool of applicants is a bit bigger.”