"The tongue and cock and hand and asshole holy!"

Submitted by akeldamaagana

Submitted by akeldamaagana

kendallslogiebear:

Valdangelo shippers should really just change our ship name to ‘baby bat wings’ because that is the running power of the ship and its the most adorable thing that has ever been said


Submitted by surprisingly-heterosexual

Submitted by surprisingly-heterosexual

afuckingcastleintheclouds:

Wait, no

PJO Dance Moms AU

Entitled Dance Gods

At Sun and Moon Dance Academy (owned and operated by Apollo and Artemis), Zeus, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Hephaestus, Hera, Ares, Demeter, Hades, Athena, Dionysus, Nemesis, Hermes and more argue over their kids

While the demigods merely groan and try…

00:00:00

diangelo-nico:

In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they’ll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

Nico shifted uncomfortably in his seat on the school bus as the numbers on his arm continued to go down. He peered up to see if anyone was searching for him in turn only to be met with teenagers avoiding his gaze entirely. He sighed and pressed his head to the cool window, he expected it to end like this. Of all the clocks that have malfunctioned, his would be the one. Perhaps his soulmate died? Or perhaps…he looked up when he heard laughter- melodious and happy in nature - and he knew exactly the source. Percy Jackson sat with his girlfriend’s legs in his lap, he was surrounded by people all cracking jokes and making noise before they dropped off to go home. The bus stopped and people filed off, most of them having lived in the same neighborhood for years. 

Twenty seconds. Nico focused on the foggy window, wiping at it to no avail. Eight seconds. His heartbeat picked up and he clenched his jaw. Five seconds. He stood to leave the school bus, his worst fears affirmed. Nico DiAngelo, motherless- recently sisterless- was not meant for anyone to love.

3…2…1His foot caught on the edge of something… someone and he tumbled over a pair of legs stretched out in the walk lane. “Agh!”  The owner of the legs sat up from, beneath the bench seat, a wrench in hand.

“Oh sorry! I had to fix this bef-” while he was rambling he looked at his arm to find that he’d run out of numbers. His gaze shot back up at Nico, hair askew, his cheeks tinted pink. Without thinking, Leo reached for Nico’s arm and the Italian let him, watching with his breath caught in his throat as he pressed their arms together.  

00:00:00 blinked at them in tandem.

"You’re mine." Leo gave a wolfish grin and knocked their foreheads together. Nico exhaled finally and gave a tentative smile.

"Yours." 


Submitted by shadowheart28

Submitted by shadowheart28

Character 1 from OTP: Masts are from trees.
Character 2 from OTP whispers: baby bat wings
Valdangelo shippers: THEIR PERSONALITY DOESN'T SEEM TO FIT AT FIRST BUT THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER AND THEY WOULD GET EACH OTHER BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CHARACTER FROM THE WHOLE SERIES BECAUSE THEIR EXPERIENCES IN LIFE ARE SIMILAR
Valdangelo shippers: also they should kiss
Reasons why Leo and Nico need to end up together in the books

kendallslogiebear:

Their both considered outsiders

they both aren’t good with people

they both have lost family

they both mask there pain

they both suffer from broken hearts

they both want people they cant have

they both feel like they don’t belong anywhere

their both powerful as fuck

they’re the same but complete opposites at the same time

there both just really lonely

beesandrobins:

But seriously, do you really think Leo would be able to annoy Nico?

Like, sure, he would try, and Nico would find him annoying at first, but not that much that he couldn’t stand it with the most stoic expression, no matter what Leo calls him, like Leo would just go “grandpa” and Nico would nod,…

go-spaghettininja:

Guess what? Another Valdangelo! I suppose I’m getting redundant but this ship is stuck in my head, can’t help drawing ‘em TTwTT

go-spaghettininja:

Guess what? Another Valdangelo! I suppose I’m getting redundant but this ship is stuck in my head, can’t help drawing ‘em TTwTT

Imagine

xxellakixx:

Being raised by your percy jackson otp 

being raised by those awesome demigods *^*

it would be like