"The tongue and cock and hand and asshole holy!"
bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

lezzbelesbian:

I can’t see number 5..
I AM GAY
SURPRISE BITCHESSSS

lezzbelesbian:

I can’t see number 5..
I AM GAY
SURPRISE BITCHESSSS

midsemester:

Tom Hiddleston reads Shakespeare

alwaysstarwars:

Illustrations from William Shakespeare’s Star Wars by Ian Doescher.  Definitely worth checking out, if you haven’t already!

(The Ackbar picture is my favorite)

jakeromanoart:

"Out, damn’d spot! Out, I say!"

jakeromanoart:

"Out, damn’d spot! Out, I say!"

thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

aslan-the-moose:

dennys:

Captain Claw of the S.S. Denny looks tough, but he’s really a big ol’ softy who only wants to steal delicious breakfast foods. Ain’t a bad gig, if you ask me. 

What the fuck Dennys?

aslan-the-moose:

dennys:

Captain Claw of the S.S. Denny looks tough, but he’s really a big ol’ softy who only wants to steal delicious breakfast foods. Ain’t a bad gig, if you ask me. 

What the fuck Dennys?

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom